weird self portraits

We’ve been making awkward Christmas cards—wigs, blank stares, the works—for years. Actually, all the way back to 2010. Yes. The year Instagram was born. And now—now—for the first time ever, we’re unleashing these psychotic masterpieces on the internet. Whether you want to see them or not. There’s no going back. You’re in this with us now.  We’re not acquaintances. We’re not casual scroll-by friends. We’re best friends. Forever. There is no escape.

Curious what gear and props we used to create these masterpieces? The Amazon lists for each shoot are linked below.